What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:53

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED
Next, they tried...
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?