What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED

Next, they tried...

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Is it still wrong to spread misinformation even if it's only to troll people rather than harming them?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?